Well, it's my sweet wifie's birthday. So here's a list for her:
1. On Sunday nights at ten, watch Iron Chef instead of Mad Men. 2. Always make her mix first. 3. Practice the gift of spousal silence. 4. Write her elaborate letters. 5. Take her to see The Kids Are All Right. 6. Take out the garbage sometimes. 7. Do nothing with her. 8. Take care of the garden with her. 9. Have supper ready when I can. 10. One million hugs and kisses.