1. I wish Amy worked at a good job in Philadelphia and not goddamn Dover. 2. I wish for “The Comfort of Automated Phrases” to be published. 3. I wish for a peaceful and productive year of teaching. 4. I wish for a Leeway Grant to support my memoir. 5. I wish I knew what to do about having babies. 6. I wish for less frequent blues and closer friendships. 7. I wish for health, wealth, and happiness. 8. I wish to have an art show. 9. I wish to graduate from therapy. 10. I wish for dancing at least twice a month.